I got a summons a few months ago to report for jury duty. I just could not believe that - almost one year before the age of 70 - I actually get called for jury duty again. It's fitting because the first time I got called I was 18, and then many many times between 18 and now. So Of COURSE I'd be summoned in my last year of mandatory reporting. They scheduled me to report on a date when we'd be in Tucson but I was able to set a new date in which to do it, which was November 10.
On November 10, I had to be on the computer at 8 for the Zoom meeting of all the potential jurists. I think there were around 300 of us. That meeting lasted until about 2pm, which was when I was assigned, along with 75 other people, to appear in person at the 175th court on Monday, Nov. 14 at 11am.
It was a cold and rainy Monday morning on the 14th. Of course. Parking at the courthouse garage was terrible - circled all the way to the top without finding a spot, but fortunately they had opened an additional section of the garage. I circled all the way up to the top of that additional section of the garage also and finally found a spot.
At the courthouse, everyone has to go through security. I placed my purse and lunch bag in the bin and walked through the scanner. They stopped me on the other side, telling me they saw two spoons in my lunch bag and that I needed to take them out because those spoons aren't allowed. I knew I had plastic spoons in there but they said no, those spoons are metal. I rummaged around in the side pocket of my lunch bag looking for the spoons and that's when I saw that I also had a knife. I couldn't believe it. They were going on about spoons, and here I have an actual knife. So I pushed the knife to the bottom of the pocket and got out one spoon and gave it to the guy. I kept looking for the second spoon but just could not find it. I told the guy I can only find one spoon and he said well, it showed two, so go ahead and take everything out and let me help you look. That's when I knew I had to tell him about the knife. So I told him there's also a knife in here. He was shocked. He took my knife and went to the guy doing the scanner and told him that I also had a knife in there!!! Crazy. We then continued looking for the other spoon and the guy finally found it wrapped up well in several paper towels. He then holds up my two spoons and the knife and asked me what I wanted to do since these can't go in. I noticed the time - I had 6 minutes to report to jury duty. The spoons I would've reluctantly given up, but the knife is from Switzerland and I didn't want for them to just throw that in the trash (or keep it). So, I just decided to be late. I took the three items and left the courthouse and walked ALL the way back to the garage and went all the way back up to the top floor to put those three things in the trunk. When I finally got back to where I was supposed to report for duty, the guy had already been calling out names and putting everyone in order. He had already called my name but it was ok. When he was done calling everyone's names, I gave him my name and he put me in my correct spot. No big deal. And I felt glad knowing those three items hadn't been thrown away. It's crazy to think that if I could have JUST found that second spoon right away, then I would have quickly been on my way and I would have entered the courthouse with a knife. BUT, at least I wouldn't have had spoons on me!
Being on a panel where they decide which 14 people out of the 75 they will pick for the jury is very boring. I did not get picked and did not get to leave there until almost 5pm.